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Now You Can Tell 19 Classic Painters Apart By Remembering These Few Fun Points

Now You Can Tell 19 Classic Painters Apart By Remembering These Few Fun Points

If everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it’s Michelangelo
Rembrandt, Michelangelo, Picasso, Dali. They are just a few of the famous masters of art who set the standards for creating timeless masterpieces. Many people have heard their names and some even know what some of their works are called and what they look like, but most of us enjoy these paintings without even knowing who painted them.
Unless you have an art degree, you probably never bothered learning about painters and their work. It might not seem important, but that knowledge can one day make a big difference if you happen to mingle in the more elite circles of society. If not that, then you can simply show off to your friends the next time you visit the museum. And now all you’ll have to do is memorize these 19 points of reference.
Since every artists has their own style and technique, one Reddit user took the time to point put these tell-tale signs so that anyone can look like they know about art. Here are some fun tips to help you recognize the works 19 classic art masters… Or at last most of their work.
1. If everyone – including the women – looks like Putin, then it’s van Eyck
If everyone – including the women – looks like Putin, then it’s van Eyck
2. If everything is highly-contrasted and sharp, sort of bluish, and everyone has gaunt bearded faces, it’s El Greco
If everything is highly-contrasted and sharp, sort of bluish, and everyone has gaunt bearded faces, it’s El Greco
3. If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher
If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it’s Boucher
4. If everyone looks like hobos illuminated only by a dim streetlamp, it’s Rembrandt
If everyone looks like hobos illuminated only by a dim streetlamp, it’s Rembrandt
5. If everybody has some sort of body malfunction, then it’s Picasso
If everybody has some sort of body malfunction, then it’s Picasso
6. If all the men look like cow-eyed curly-haired women, it’s Caravaggio
If all the men look like cow-eyed curly-haired women, it’s Caravaggio
7. If every painting is the face of a uni-browed woman, it’s Frida
If every painting is the face of a uni-browed woman, it’s Frida
8. If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it’s Rubens
If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it’s Rubens
9. If the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces, it’s Titian
If the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces, it’s Titian
10. If you see a ballerina, it’s Degas
If you see a ballerina, it’s Degas
11. Lord of the Rings landscapes with weird blue mist and the same wavy-haired aristocratic-nose Madonna, it’s Da Vinci
Lord of the Rings landscapes with weird blue mist and the same wavy-haired aristocratic-nose Madonna, it’s Da Vinci
12. If the paintings have lots of little people in them but also have a ton of crazy bullshit, it’s Bosch
If the paintings have lots of little people in them but also have a ton of crazy bullshit, it’s Bosch
13. Dappled light and unhappy party-time people, then it’s Manet
Dappled light and unhappy party-time people, then it’s Manet
14. If the paintings have tons of little people in them but otherwise seem normal, it’s Bruegel
If the paintings have tons of little people in them but otherwise seem normal, it’s Bruegel
15. Dappled light but no figures, it’s Monet
Dappled light but no figures, it’s Monet
16. Dappled light and happy party-time people, it’s Renoir
Dappled light and happy party-time people, it’s Renoir
17. If it’s something you saw on your acid trip last night, it’s Dali
If it’s something you saw on your acid trip last night, it’s Dali
18. Excel sheet with colored squares, it’s Mondrian.
Excel sheet with coloured squares, it’s Mondrian
19. If everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it’s Michelangelo
If everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it’s Michelangelo
Got that? Now have fun at the museum.
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